i’m a wine buyer for a restaurant (we have almost 100 bottles on our list) and ste. Michelle Riesling is totally good wine! no shame in that. in my experience most people who are snobby about wine don’t know half as much as they think they do. and it’s not just wine. when I was a bartender dudes would come up and…

That’s a naughty naughty little assclown piece of garbage. No presents for you.

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

I just so happened to be at the PS’s office today. Unashamedly team botox and team filler (as in all things, moderation). He was jamming (not the needles though, he has the gentle touch of a harpist playing with gilded strings made of angel cat whiskers*). He had at least 6 patients an hour. When I made the…

But they like science when it benefits them. Like they have a heart attack, resuscitate.

FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.