The difference is that Andre looks good...

None of your daily struggles sound that simple, you’re right. It sounds like you have a hard time putting your pants on in the morning, bless your heart.

Literally didn’t know there was a white Michelle Williams until now.

I hear this kind of thing and I can’t help but shake my head. Are we supposed to discourage people from learning from their mistakes? 

People do care more because she is a little blonde white girl from a European country. At least she is using her influence to do the right thing. Honestly there are Black and Brown kids all over the world fighting for climate change. These people should uplift their voices too rather than tear down this girl. 

I’m going to think that everytime I hear a conservative use the term “mentally ill,” it's just a fucking euphemism for the other word

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Half of my girls current closet is all clothing I was going to donate that she intercepted. What clothing she didn’t take she gave to her brothers. I am personally responsible for the flyness of four other humans and get no credit for it at all. C’est la vie no?

There’s 2 real reasons for that: the main one is that Spongebob is a 2 segment show of two 11-minute shorts. Now usually a new episode (especially in the early days) is 2 new shorts, but technically they can just debut one new short, stick it with any old one of the hundreds of old ones, and call it a “new” episode,…

A year ago, a man who looked like Mr. Sheffield said hello to me. That’s when I realized, I would totally bang Mr. Sheffield.

*She was working in a stripper joint in Flushing Queens, til her Vine game went all out in one of those viral scenes...what was she to do, where was she to go, she made Gangsta Bitch Music*

Now that’s just obvious.

Looks like an Aquapet!

That headline... and the faces of the little girls in the header picture...

The people call guards on you if you talk to them!

Finally, a 4th season of the boondocks!

I mean, Carlton is a much better black nerd I don’t know why anyone still remembers Urkel.

“...But at the same time, bigger picture, I believe that our country has become excessively punitive and vindictive about remarks that people find offensive or racist and that we need to try and move beyond that if we can.”

Yep, 90% of CBC Week is EXACTLY what is needed to help Black America during the current reign of the worst overall and one of the most racist Presidents in History.