Or turn off the water and flush. 

My daughter just turned 5 and I say every age has been the best age. I absolutely loved 3 and then 4 came and it was even better. I have a feeling 5 is going to be pretty awesome as well. My favorite thing about 3 is they really start to turn into little people and you can play with them vs entertaining them.

This creation is an affront to God so if our options are dying from a hail of fire and brimstone or cardiac arrest, I know which way I’d rather go. 

Dear God. Humanity will pay for that which you’ve unleashed here.

It is not complicated. It is pretty much as you expect. I installed a fan in mine. I was having roofing work done,so I had them install the outside vent stack, but as you say, you should be able to run it out the side of your house. I wired mine first into my light switch, then when I was doing other work, wired it to…

If you have to go source something, it may be too much trouble. For me all I had to buy were the fender washers and the coax adapter thingy. The wires were from coat hangers and some left over Romex, I had the board in my scrap bin and screws left over from some other project. And 3 years of hindsight tells me I did…

I was at a recent PTO meeting. Our PTO is in a good cash position, and one parent asked about using some of the budget surplus to pay off student lunch debt. The principal mentioned that she unexpectedly received a phone call from a citizen in our town who offered to pay (amount undisclosed by principal) amount each…

Back back in the day (20 years) you could see the very illegal kind of porn on MP3 websites. Places like mp3.com or the precursor to last.fm (and other mp3 sites) had links and banners. It was hard finding a source for music without it. Heck, even og Napster had it and some idiots renamed the files to look like music…

Maaaan good old days... We had to wade through sh*t to get the good stuff! Kids nowadays simply torrent the latest One Direction song from whatever the new Lime is nowadays...!

Yeah, pretty much any DDL site outside of ROM’s do this now...it’s incredibly annoying, especially since when you finally DO get to the real link, some disreputable, shady, third-party host wants you to give them your CC# for a subscription to a site you’ll never use again.

And its one that may, or may not, work & you won’t know until you’re dead anyway.. so no refunds....Greatest scam ever...

Thats.... really funny 

I’ve long said that religion is a solution to a problem of it’s own creation.

Exactly (mostly) the porn for that kid & Bundy were symptoms of a much bigger problem, not the cause... I’m sure Bundy got much more enjoyment over killing his victims than he did from any porn he might have seen. AND that the Media would have been less inclined to continue talking to him (& giving him publicity) had…

Many of life’s issues can be solved by remembering that we have two ears and one mouth so listen twice as much as you talk.

Distracting kids I’ve learned is a big part of parenting when they are little. They fall apart at just about anything that can feel negative.

His UN address yesterday and his press conference today- his flat, dull inflection and drooping facial expression say it all. He’s deflated, his delivery looks and sounds like he downed a bottle of nyquil. He doesn’t want to be up on a podium in front of people. For a guy addicted to attention, it’s pretty amazing to…

They don’t fall for toy remotes, but you can give them an old remote (sans batteries) from something you no longer use. We’ve done the same thing with old video game controllers. 

That’s called the hypocrisy of enablers. No malignant narcissist gets anywhere without a passel of them.

I still can’t believe he got away with insulting a Gold Star family. Like it blows my mind to this fucking day. Could you imagine if Obama did that?