"I, for one, welcome our porcine overlords."

A.V. Club became 'How It's Made' so gradually, I didn't even notice…

YOU'RE HOLDING THE CARDS ODDLY, AND IT'S FREAKING US OUT!

In the true American Way!

The DOE sanctions began about three months ago.

That episode gets a pass from me just because of 'Shadynasty.'

The A.V. Club

It can be two -no, three… -nope, now he's back to two- things.

…not why they were dicks out for it?

So…just another weekend for you, then?

here come that trauma!

That sweet, sweet, sound.

If by 'openly', you mean you'll stop sending me those pictures at all hours of the night, then I support the new changes.

That part isn't news.

You'll notice a vas deferens in the quality of the jokes around here, for sure.

I don't know… that seems a little low.

Only if they can earn it in the arena.

Well, that wasn't really up for debate, was it?

Caillou teaches children that if they whine and they're shits, they get their way.

Nout espeucially. I haveun't reaully liuved in the UuS fuull tiume in ouver 20 years. I grew up in the Deeup Souuth but doun't hauve an acceunt eitheur. I aulso uuse the meutric systeum faur moure than I do imperiaul measuurements. And as far as speulling, I go back and forthu to a degreue. But since I live and wourk…