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Blumpkins on Parade
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the
top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

From following people around to bother them?

Yes, they did, BUT, Fatman, at least had the common decency to not follow others around. Spouting vitriol makes you a bitter, vitriolic asshole/potential nutjob. Following people around to harass them in as many threads as possible makes you a completely abusive, horrible asshole/potential nutjob.

…he said in a Bill Cosby thread.

I don't want to speculate, but, yes, that is absolutely the case.

YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON/JESTER THING??!!

Yeah, that was an odd thread.

Flag Bearer followed him through multiple threads and posted links to .jpgs showing, pretty much, that Flag Bearer was following him around, messing with him and such.

This system is awful, 45c is being Pauly Shore, and 45a is Utopia on Fox…how the hell am I supposed to keep these straight?

Only for you…and ElDan…and Regular Potato Chip…and BonerTime..and…Okay, yeah, it's a pretty bumpy road, there.

Ah, shit, and here I defended him against Flag Bearer (whom I would lance with papercuts given the chance, the sanctimonious douche)

*Cosby starts feverishly writing out directions for Regular Potato Chip*

They peacock cultural relevance.

What are you going to do about the entirety of the theme song, though? I mean, most of that isn't even approaching legal.

Still better than Comrade Spielbergilych

Oh…for the teacher…yeah…

Unfortunate…?

'Old man yells at sky, news at 11!'

Slow down there, professor, I need you to break this down for me.

Is that some kind of threat, Frenchy?