I had to google Jack Harlow. Who?

sounds like someone had some serious coke strength

Most of the links are missing here.

Children do not naturally have six packs

I have had numerous trusted dog trainers tell me that my anxiety will manifest anxiety in my dog, and that is some wild shit to tell an anxious person.

“ok, when did you actually become interested in each other”

Shit like this makes me think that the sooner twitter dies, the better.

This is my take as well. What they’re showing here is how they create a composite shot of the whole group, not retouching or manipulating the actual images.

I have to hand it to Olivia Wilde for never running and ducking from any of this shit. She just faces it head on and keeps going. 

Minor quibble: Top Gun is about the Navy, not the Air Force.

Honestly the only thing that would be shocking to hear about is a rapper NOT cheating.

I kept waiting to hear what the “bizarre baggage” was on the honeymoon and...it’s their kids? How is that bizarre? A lot of people enjoy spending time with their families, particularly their children. This is a couple who can (and does) go on vacay wherever they want, whenever they want. The honeymoon isn’t some once-i…

Many of them were mentally ill, many were high as kites, and honestly, after being homeless for so long a lot of people lose those kinds of domestic thinking skills.

Why didn’t they shit in the toilet?

Okay, but when I worked at a Starbucks in Santa Cruz like 20 years ago there were homeless people shitting on the floor of the bathroom and washing their clothes in the toilet. Guess who had to clean that up? The employees. Guess who successfully lobbied to close the bathroom to the public? The employees. Does that…

The easiest way I’ve found is to soak white dishes in water with denture tablets for a few hours. Those things will get anything out, including coffee and tea stains!

The first time I wrote “from Santa” on the tag for my kids’ Christmas presents.

I’ve heard the first wash should be in hot water, as that sets the dye. Any thoughts on that?

I knew Kate Spade died by suicide, but I had no idea she hanged herself. Was that made widely public when it came out in the news?

I have zero idea who either of these people are. I’m getting old.