Hey look everybody; someone who either doesn’t know what “mansplaining” is while dumbly using it in a reverse-accusatory manner -or- is being just plain old disingenuous in their use of the term.

Why stop there? Just install bath-carpeting.

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

You tryin to get me busted for providing a minor with alcohol?!?

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Should John Cena Run For President?

She taught me how to climb trees. And I showed her how to dangle.

He ain’t lying. Last two years were bad. The career in it’s entirety was phenomenal.

“The St. Louis arch is the doorway through which Great C’thulhu enters our realm”

This article serves as a concise summary of the last six months of campaign coverage.

You think that’s impressive job of carrying a student-athlete, you should see the academic support staff at Kentucky when final papers are due.

Let’s all try to be more like Asa Cantwell on this Monday morning.

Pictured: The face of a man who was expecting a friendly chest bump, but ended up bumping dicks with a teammate instead.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Kid learned a valuable lesson: never tweet.

The city of Philadelphia would like to remind you that the worst team in the west =/= worst NBA team.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

I do get a bit tired of actors, writers, etc, all focussing entirely on the whole: