Ummmm....read through the whole thing, didn’t he just copy and paste Drew’s Rams entry for Why Your Team Sucks?

Being able to ragequit without consequences is included in being a billionaire.

Your last paragraph is on point. Especially the part about NBC Sports and the EPL.

If you haven’t recognized the MLS snake oil routine by now, you’re either really dumb or you’re perfectly fine with being conned.

When I was in Little League our team won the first game of the 8 team tournament that was the beginning of the LLWS (like if we won that tourney we went to regionals for our state, and then if we won regionals we’d go to the state tourney, and if we won that we’d represent our state at the LLWS).

I’d prefer they not reboot the prequels, because when it comes down to it, it’s a story that never needed to be told. Prequels are never all that fun because you know the ending. Put that time/money into making brand new content.

Bryan sheepishly explained that Chipotle “budgets for people to take their hot sauce.”

A calzone is essentially a big dough bag filled with pizza crap.

At least now we can tell them apart.

Holy moly, Manning’s head in profile looks like it belongs half buried on a polynesian island.

That headline sounds like the worst Pinocchio spinoff movie possible.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

Here is the thing. These men are not frightening. They are jamokes. They are exactly jamokes. Their guns, on the other hand, are very frightening

And one generation ruined the world & environment.

Funny 7hit

BOOOOOOOOOOOO-TYYYYYYYY!!!!

The Jacksonville Jaguars got walloped by the Houston Texans today to end their season at 5-11. The team lost their playoff chances a few weeks ago

Ex-Texan here. I loved Blue Bell and think their Mint Chip is the best (love the salty chocolate), but the almost religious defense of Blue Bell’s disgusting factory and lousy practices is one of the most shocking recent things to come out of the south.

Which is obviously why he’s asking, dipshit.

Really appreciate the snark for not having gone to prison, like that’s some great experience he’s been robbed of.