He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

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How can you paint DUI as anything other than substance abuse?

Sure, anybody can take anybody to court about anything. But Smith was suspended under the Substances of Abuse policy, which was agreed to by both the NFL and NFLPA and precisely lays out a schedule of punishments. In the Peterson, Rice, and Brady cases, the basic argument is that Goodell exceeded the authority vested…

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

I think they should only be allowed to celebrate with jerkoff motions

Smart.

Remember, the real villain is the kid who takes a couple grand, not the coach and school who make millions off that kid’s labor.

I’m glad we can all agree that white collar crime is the biggest threat to humanity.

Won’t somebody please think of the children? All of whom are most likely Philips Rivers’.

I’m not sure what you’re going on about. They’re the best undefeated 8-1 team in the NFL.

8-1 is perfect. They’re going undefeated, 15-1 this year.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

If you have any questions about women, just ask me. I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her—she's a model who lives in Canada.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

The problem isn’t that all Irish Jews Southern Europeans Eastern Europeans Blacks Chinese Japanese Mexicans Muslims are bad people, because they obviously aren’t. Of course the vast majority of Irish Jews Southern Europeans Eastern Europeans Blacks Chinese Japanese Mexicans Muslims are good people. The problem is,…

How the fuck did you get out of the grays?

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

I just flew to Charles de Gaulle with Air France yesterday and thank God that I worked up the nerve to do so. Because if you are subjected to American media the way I am, you would’ve thought Europe was on the brink of apocalypse. Maybe it’s time to run a fucking story about how despite this attack, a lot of people…

“quickly , but should go without panic back home. Please go in small groups back home, it’s better this way.”