You should be in jail.

Here’s a sneak peek behind the curtain.

My old Vikings message board name was DREW FROM NEW YORK CITY even though I am NOT from new york. Yes I used all caps.

I’ve always sorta thought of Drew as Waluigi...

Hockey

Dead guy with a half-eaten McDonalds burger next to him on an RER commuter train to Versailles, France. We were wondering why the entire train car was empty when we walked past him. All I remember is seeing that his hands were purple. We freaked out and got the hell out of there.

How are the Kardashians not boring? They just sit around and almost have conversations.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Guess I am one of the few people who are still excited? People complaining about singleplayer.. Yes this is not for you; luckily I can recommend knights of the old republic. Those of us that are fan of battlefront 2 and in general battlefield like multiplayer - it still seems pretty good. Differences like heroes and…

Comparing this game to game that came out in 2005 and prior is kind of unfair. If they made Battlefront with the animations, level design and textures of Battlefront 2 you’d be up in arms that they focused on quantity and not quality. If they had released battlefront with the same classes and maps and updated…

Your theories are intriguing to me, Jim Tressel.

Exactly.

no public record OTHER THAN A GODDAMN POLICE REPORT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE

there is a police report.

Here’s a hot take, Take BYU and lay those points, Missouri is a awful football team.

Seriously with this bullshit. lol

No, the idiot is the one running through his scripted bullshit in spite of clearly being children’s tabled by the other party.

I have never written anything positive about Bernie Sanders. I called him incoherent and “your stoner roommate’s idea of a lefty saint” in my recap of the Democratic debate. If you have the idea that I’ve gone easy on him, you got it from your imagination.

That’s some good work there, Lou.

You know, if someone asked me what fictional movie might have a plot that actually would come somewhat true someday, I wouldn't have guessed Fanboys.