Really, though, where’s that monkey?

NFL Owner Rambles About Monkeys

I saw this episode of Boy Meets World!

Buck is smarmy as fuck and just has one of those punchable faces, but he’s not bad at what he does. He doesn’t trip over his words, calls the action reasonably well, going with the Summerall- understated approach instead of screaming. I don’t know that he needs to always be on the air, but he’s fine at this.There are…

You’re an idiot. This is by no means an indication that Patrick Kane is guilty. Victims of sexual assault decline to cooperate with prosecutors investigators all the time, and it almost never has to do with the actual guilt of the alleged perpetrator. It’s almost always, as appears to be the case here, the stress of…

This is what I don’t understand. Whatever sportsman Huckabee is trying to attract with this video is going to be repulsed by it. And its very existence tells you that Mike Huckabee doesn’t actually spend any time with hunters.

Real hunters I know call this thrill killing, and find it morally reprehensible.

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

For the WRs Zach was talking about, when will the defensive backs get in the habit of carrying the receivers out of bounds? It is a completely legal play that you can pull off from the center of the field. Just catch them before they come down, throw them over a shoulder, and fireman them to the sidelines.

The Blackhawks wouldn’t be so good if the other goalies would just make a few Soews.

As a porn enthusiast, it does very little for me.

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

The girl had a sad clown poster in her bedroom and when she took the picture of herself in the mirror, she looked at it and saw that the clown was smiling. She freaked out and deleted the photo and from then on would avoid her sisters room at all cost.

Russians tend to be very honest which reminds me of a story.

Fuck that, I’m reading these at work and I’m getting jumpy at little noises.

the eventual Super Bowl winners

So someone deciding to change careers makes them a terrible person?

Wow. Really? So once a parent has children, they aren’t allowed to change careers (or even jobs) at all? I can’t tell if you’re trolling, or you legitimately think that her husband is bad for wanting to become a teacher.

Against a Saints defense that scares nobody

So tempted to do a “You’d be wrong. They were never popular.” joke here.