Canadiens are never hot. Read a book, Barry.

Boba is dead and that’s the important part.

You forgot that C-3PO, R2-D2 and Chewie are all dicks. They all went through the Clone Wars and met Jedi and saw their fate. But they never fucking say anything to the two Jedi they meet (Obi-Wan and Luke). Like Chewie couldn’t have told Luke and/or Obi-Wan about Yoda?

Dude, dude, dude! If you’ve never seen any of them, you should watch them in what’s called “Machete” order (don’t read that link unless you’re into spoilers). Start with the original (Episode IV), and then follow that up with The Empire Strikes Back. After that, skip Episode I (the first prequel), and watch Episodes…

See the original trilogy (IV, V, and VI). Anything of importance in the prequels is told by a line or two of dialogue in the originals. Watch them knowing that you’re not a 7-year-old, so they can’t possibly seem as magical as they did to all of us who saw them when we were 7. Know that some of the directing isn’t…

George Lucas wrote the prequels. The guy who wrote Empire and Jedi (Lawrence Kasdan) is one of the writers for Episode 7. That alone is enough to give me...dare I say it....a New Hope for Star Wars?

This is the kind of stuff I like to read when I should be working! Thanks Jason; awesome piece.

It’s amazing how much more ambitious, thoughtful, and thought-provoking investigative video game reporting is than “mainstream” reporting. I’m not a gamer, but find this fascinating. And political reporters should be ashamed of themselves 1000 times over for the drivel they turn out these days.

if there’s ever a time of year for guys like Hirschbeck to have a bit thicker skin than usual, it’s now.

Seriously I don’t care who your voting for but please don’t buy any of these assholes merch. Don’t be that person

The secret ingredient is people!

Could you imagine going to someone’s house, seeing an autographed baseball on display, asking who signed it, & having them tell you it’s fucking Rand Paul? That has probably happened at some point & it’s hilarious.

For those of us with decent paying jobs, $110 dollars doesn’t seem like a crazy amount of money given the amount of hours you get out it. It costs that much to go out for a night.

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

I am mocking you for caring so much.

5,030 unread emails, huh?

To all of you saying passing on the DY is automatically Bad - stop. Just stop.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to…

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Hutz +1, Hutz +2... Hike!

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.