"Honey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks this weekend, but it looks like..."

Never had any issues taking pills myself, but this is an outstanding way to get your dog or cat to swallow a pill.

God I hate Apple rumors.

More crack than Marion Barry's office? So 1997. Mine's got more crack than Charlie Sheen.

I guess the cat be...

I seriously hope that people realize this is a joke and don't actually try this in their hotel room.

I'm holding out for a list for "People from High School I Barely Knew but Didn't Want to Hurt their Feelings by Not Accepting their Friend Request" group. I am not a snob, I just think people take the "People You May Know" suggestions by Facebook a bit too literally. Yes, you may know them, but then again, you may…

Everybody likes pesto. You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear - pesto, pesto, pesto!

Sarge: "UAV drone is armed and AGM is standing by. Take out the enemies, Roach."

Personally, I like to casually raise a pinkie to my mouth and ask for....(wait for it)...one million dollars.

This is great news. Good, upbeat music really helps me trudge through a long cardio workout...and I'm getting pretty tired of the small selection I actually own. ESPN Jock Jams, anyone? MTV Party to GO? I put on Bob Marley the other day and almost fell asleep on the elliptical machine.

Thank goodness for creative people. Seeing that just made my day. What will they think of next, mount the tank on top and turn the whole grill into a giant flame-spewing Lego man that cooks meat, enchants AND terrifies the neighborhood kids all at the same time? Hey, you giant metal monstrosity, Lego my hamburger!!

I've already stopped caring about this post.

Force yourself outside of your comfort zone and get involved on campus. I waited until toward the end of my college career to do this, and one of my few regrets is not doing it sooner. Not only does it help to show employers that you are well-rounded when you're looking for jobs, it also introduces you to a whole…

Knife skills?

Well, say what you want about it, but one thing is for certain...Ashley McDowell won't be board again any time soon. In fact, I'd say she's got ample time for thinking about her foolishness blocked off on her calendar already.

This whole caper has me stumped.

It could be said that Steve Jobs invented Gizmodo...

Or in any older version, just make the window you want to take a shot of active, hit "ALT+PRT SCR", open a new message, paste in screen shot.

Well played.