10 years ago I pre-ordered a Playstation 2 from Gamestop. After waiting months to receive it, I got an email a couple days before launch that said they'd oversold and I wouldn't be getting my PS2 on launch day. SONS OF BITCHES!!! Was I ever mad!!!

I've never seen a boombox that size with no cassette deck.

My 4 and 5 year old daughters have no trouble at all with the current Wiimotes. Sorry, Nintendo. Not this time.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

So, I totally get it, and it's sweet. But, what if all three got together and just laid it down...I mean, really laid it down. Now, that would be really sweet.

@CaptainJack: I agree. The thought of the government actually getting involved in cyber-security is kind of ironic and hilarious at the same time.

Unless the dock connector on the iPhone is a lot more sturdy than the one on my old iPod, the size and weight of the battery look like a broken connector waiting to happen.

Sorry, I thought, by reading the title of this article that the FCC was actually doing something. Stepping up your scrutiny does not constitute doing something.

Someone needs to give that dude a junk shot in his blowout preventer.

Just added one more reason I'm glad I'm going with the Incredible.

"You were in a 4g inverted dive with an Atlantis Space Shuttle?"

@Orion126: Now that's funny.

Ladies and gentlemen...behold, the new iPhone Bunker. Ta...da!

@telefoto: Would you PLEASE turn off your WiFi!?!?!?!?

@everyone else: And yes, I did need to vent. It was most satisfying to see my words in all the glory the internet has to offer.

@Kaiser-Machead: No, I never had data before. I was waiting for the new iPhone, but got fed up with all the BS with the new tiered data plans (though I'm not naive enough to think the other carriers won't follow suit soon). I was also a little underwhelmed by the new iPhone, and also afraid of the front and back…

I've been an AT&T customer for almost six years. Yesterday I ordered the HTC Incredible with unlimited data from Verizon. Fuck you Apple, and fuck you AT&T. That is all.

They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon?

That prototype reminds me of something...hmm...what was it? Motherfucking Vectrex. That's it.