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I respect her because I, for one, would not be able to take Matthew McConaughey seriously enough to marry him.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

Oh, no, it’s fine to ask. He lives in Brooklyn, and you may not remember (or you may be too young,) but after the planes hit the towers and they fell, all traffic in and out of Manhattan was simply shut down. The bridges and tunnels were closed to vehicles, the subway, bus lines, and even the tramway to Roosevelt…

Ok, but is his health....TREMENDOUS?

Not just perfect health. THE most perfectest health ever, beautiful health... Really. Hachi - can I call you that? Is that okay? Good - let me tell you Guliannis health is so good, I’m told that they are going to rename health; Gulianni! No, its true its true I was told it by talking people.

I just am really curious as to what Trump’s loudest continuing supporters have been promised in the alternate reality where he wins the election. My guess is Christie is hoping for Attorney General and Giuliani Secretary of State.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

I disagree, he (and they) know what they are doing. Their base does not care about facts (liberal media) so they can say literally whatever they want and their voters will believe it. Shit, they could probably say that Hillary did 9/11 and it would go over well.

Is losing?

You know the meme “If you are angry about Donald Trump saying a bad word but are not upset that men are trying to get into the bathroom with your daughter you are a special kind of stupid”? Two of them on FB today. Unfriended both people without even hesitating. It’s like people refuse to even know what they are…

Between this and all the Trump University shit and whatever this fabled IRS audit comes up with and the toxicity of his racist and sexist comments and their effect on his reality show career, I expect him to be completely destroyed after this is all over.

If you’re a man, you’re going to go to the man’s locker room, restroom or shower. If you’re a woman, you’re going to go to their appropriate shower. No change whatsoever.

People in North Carolina are literally drowning right now and they’re talking about Caitlin Jenner and what shower she’d use?

Also:

If it comes out, then the excuse will be, “Well, the rappers say it, too. So it’s the rappers fault!!!”

My high school history teacher used to define integrity like this: If you pull up to a red light and no one else is there, do you wait for it to turn green or do you run the light?

These people claiming they are disgusted by his comments yet they still endorse him and will vote for him are so full of shit. They have no integrity.

“[I’d Look Up the Song Title If I Cared More]”

You know that line that people say a lot that goes, “When someone gets robbed, no one goes around saying that they asked for the thieves to take their money?”