Well, this is certainly a testament to why Tom is the one getting these questions. 

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Love it or hate it, FCA is laughing all the way to the bank. Jeep is going to sell billions of these.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

You might say it’s doing the Electric Slide.

Yeah, and considering this Mustang is priced over $50K equipped, I can’t imagine choosing it over this shorter option, which looks to be about the length you’re asking for:

It was a constant, low- to mid-pitched whirring that droned

Unfortunately the Charity will have to wait another 10 years before it will actually see the money and it will not live up to their expectations.

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

Having this car fall off the jack while you’re working on it and slowly starving to death since your calls for help are fatally muffled by the bubble.

We MUST get autotrader on board with this.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

So, they begin every disclaimer that way. It’s sometimes known as a recurring joke, especially in situations where the car company didn’t approach them.

It’s a tongue in cheek satirical play on how desperate automakers usually are to have journalists in their vehicles. Lighten up a little, please; it’s Monday for all of us.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.

FINALLY, illuminated air vents. Humanity has peaked.