I only like these because they bear a passing resemblance to the Oldsmobile Aurora, which I have the weirdest car crush on.

Alero = grand am.

I don’t know if its this color or what but suddenly Im not really a fan of the 18' redesign of the front end. Those sleepy looking headlights just dont do it for me.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

Why does she even want visitation? She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the child as evidenced by this case; why does she want to see him?

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

They (they?) should make him drive it exclusively for the next five years. That way he’d be motivated to get the bugs out.

It looks awesome, good fun to drive and I still wouldn’t buy one. Honestly, it isn’t the lack of manual, it is the Kia badge. I already have to explain the cars I drive to other people because they aren’t crossovers. Explaining a $40k+ Kia sedan would be impossible.

My childhood got the best of me because all I see from the back end is this.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

They’re apparently very thrifty. So thrifty they bought a Model X.

Deep down, they found out at some point that it’s going to cost $2,000 to replace rubber-band tires on a 22" rim, and they can barely afford the payments as it is...

This isn’t that uncommon. I’ve seen high-end luxury cars all the time with badly worn and unsafe tires. I’ve even told complete strangers “Hey, you may want to get some new tires on that” and they look at me baffled.

It’s spelled “denial” not “Denali”

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

I had a college buddy who could do algebra in a blackout. Maybe just do the math on how many drinks you had?

They play on non-guaranteed contracts. They should be stingy.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.