That stupidass fake word "va-jay-jay." Just say "vulva" or "vagina."

Can we ban people that say "That (dat) ____ tho"? Please say yes.

I never ever ever want to hear "went viral" or any conjugation thereof again. It's a YouTube video that got a couple hundred thousand hits, not a disease.

She is ice cold:

The only way this won't dampen my enthusiasm for Bright Star (and I love that movie so fucking much) is if she does Reese Witherspoon diss tracks.

It's certainly not the hair of any self-respecting homosexual I've ever known.

Some other site is speculating that she's filing under fraud out of spite because she knows it will reignite the rumors about his sexuality. Who can say? Does this look like the face of a homosexual to you?

You, and Tom Cruise.

I need. These people. To stop.

Next time, check here before watching any animal movie :'D

That's very true. When I re-read Harry Potter as an adult, my every other thought was "Where are the adults? Why aren't the professors doing anything about this? These kids are 11, ffs. Why is nobody supervising them?"

I legitimately remember this conversation happening:
Adult: "How about THIS movie? The animal is so cute!"
Child Me: "No, I hate animal movies."
Adult: "But you LOVE animals."
Child Me: "Animals in movies die, I don't want to watch that movie because the dog is going to die, the dog ALWAYS dies, if there's a movie about a…

I understand what you mean, but you know that lots of white women have big asses, right?

I got my booster last year in combo with a tetanus vaccine. I can run through rusty nail fields with impunity!

That wasn't a plea for sympathy (but thank you). It was meant to illustrate that kids and adults alike are affected by something as seemingly simple as the flu. Certainly kids, with their much younger immune system and ability to become adorable little disease vectors, are more susceptible to these things, but it only…

My 41 year old husband died from the flu in 2009, when there wasn't enough vaccine to go around. Anti-vaxxers make me froth.

An anti-vax friend of a friend recently posted on Facebook asking all of her similarly-inclined friends for feedback on their experience using some crystal-looking rock ($49.99) to "eliminate toxins" in the house and help manage outbursts from their kids. I have a lot of sympathy for her because 1) she's not terribly…

Agreed. My mother had a terminal illness that made vaccine and proactive measures impossible to take, and I wanted to knock down every hacking, mucus spewing kid near her. It was terrifying to go on even the most mundane errands.

It's one thing if you want to walk around unvaccinated. It's completely another if you force your uneducated choice on your children who don't know any better. The problem is also that destroying local herd immunity affects far more than just the "fucking idiots" and their children who didn't want to get a shot.