Ehh, I looked like that at the end of my pregnancy. I'm 4'11, so there just wasn't anywhere for the baby to go but out! I brought much joy to all the people on my life who thought I looked hilarious and laughed at my misery :\

I think I'm the only one who doesn't think her bump is insane or crazy or so big. She just looks like another pregnant person. I am pregnant so that could totally have something to do with it.

In my mind, she put on the bottoms, got distracted, forgot what color they were, and was like, "Fuck it, I'm growing a mini human in my tiny self, I haven't seen that part of my body in months, my swimwear doesn't have to match, and I like this pretty foofy top, so that's what I'm wearing."

Vaguebookers are the worst. I have 2 on my friends list that do this shit constantly.

Am I also the only person who thinks that Pippa and Kate are both just so... thin and narrow? Not that there is one damn thing wrong with that at all but they are just built like most average looking white girls I know. Beautiful but perhaps not special?

Also, I refuse to "pray" for you. Get yourself to a doctor and get some treatment. As a fellow Canadian, I'll pay my taxes that cover your healthcare.

I didn't think it was possible to get bored of something so expensive, but I must say I'm a bit truffled out, and my flat now smells of truffles. That's what people call a first world problem, I know.

Made this bold statement on Twitter and now I'm going to repeat it here:

Stop it Leo. Just staahhhhhhhp. In middle school, at the height of Titanic Mania, I used to write and pass elaborate, boat themed, notes about how cute you were, that took hours (and more than one origami fold) to construct to my friends. A 40 year old man with a Pussy Posse is way more embarrassing than that.

When I was 13 and Titanic-mania was at its height, I was positive that I was going to marry Leo in about ten years. Now that more than ten years have passed and I'm reading this, I feel like I dodged a bullet.

"I am very worried that administration concern for external crime is replacing concern for internal crime. The greater problem is date rape, or assaults by other students, which the planned system would do nothing to stop."

No, apparently the writer's room is Fight Club, now.

uhhh i feel like the most important part of a writer's room would be writing, but like, whatever.

Problem solved.

NO one can beat this dream-team!

If they couldn't get C.B. to play Miss Hannigan, they didn't need to remake this movie.

Nobody vamps better than Burnett's Miss. Hannigan. I make a very dry martini - I make a very wet souffle.

That was awful. Here's hoping the rest of the movie is better, especially as I'm going to end up taking my kid to see it.

"Reign is GREAT." We're going to have to disagree right there.

Seriously. People need to stop depicting rape of a woman as a way injure the man who loves/owns her.