My cousin had the same problem. Apparently the mobile signals have been jammed by the police.

Yep and this is totally about you.

Yeah stay put. I hope your office has lots of snacks! Hope you are on your way home soon :)

The rumours are out of control though...I heard a guy had gone missing in the eye hospital with a backpack and that other people had been spotted entering buildings already evacuated.

I live near Sydney and I'm hearing from friends and relatives in the city that apart from the Martin Place area things are pretty calm. My cousin works in an office building nearby and they were evacuated about on hour ago (11am Sydney time) and another friend is in a barrister's chambers nearby and have been in lock…

Yes. The last weeks of pregnancy are very uncomfortable in my experience. Pelvic pain, back pain, lack of sleep and just being completely over it. Also every bloody moron you meet says "Oh wow you are huge!!!!" No shit Sherlock....now get your hands off my belly.

I can't stand Eddie Stupid Redmaine since he sat on a hill crying pathetic tears of impotent regret while Gemma Arterton was hanged. Seriously they should've left Annie alone and remade Tess of the D'Urbevilles with a happy friggin' ending. Tess, the Musical (featuring the music of Taylor Swift) screams OSCAR!!!

It really is not a fun illness xox

Yep RA here too + bonus extras.

Yes I love the completely useless/borderline dangerous advice of strangers. My particular illness requires me to SURPRESS my immune system so it stops attacking the fuck out of my vital organs. The number of dickheads who know so little about my condition they give me detailed instructions on how to boost my immune…

Oh I love this one!! I get serious lectures on the evil of big pharma from people who suggest that my life saving drugs are a conspiracy and could be replaced by more ethically produced herbs and only cleaning my bathroom with vinegar would solve everything anyway.

Yep this.

My Scottish ancestors got me the hell out of there and I'm grateful for it ! Not so grateful for the useless skin that is ravaged by the Australian sun.

I'm in Australia and our local area health service has a midwife-led birthing approach. So when you are pregnant you are assigned a midwife who follows you through your pregnancy and consults with the obstetrician if any issues come up. The midwife is around for your in hospital birth and does your post-natal care.…

He looks like the guy your mother would encourage you to get involved with. I can imagine him sitting at my teenage dinner table while my dad gets his name wrong and my mother drinks too much and tells him what a nice boy he is.

I have a similar thing with two of my friends. One family claimed "Joe" for their son , thereby ensuring the friend who was undecided on it had to choose another name when their baby was born.

My second baby was born on the living room floor suddenly and unexpectedly. Was great except my emergency operator couldn't ever release the tape as there would waayyyy too much beeped out screaming and swearing. My 3 year old even told me to stop swearing.