I know everyone is cooing over the cute baby seal. But that isn’t normal animal behavior and the poor thing is clearly suffering. I hope it makes a full recovery and finds it’s way to a pristine beach somewhere. :(

Half bottle? Please. Anybody who’s waited tables knows that sea lions are lushes.

For being so nice he gave the place his Seal of approval on Yelp.

Who better to coordinate the Rams playing in the Coliseum?

Immediately, a fun and upbeat email from Hillary’s camp.

“We’re just a bunch of bos chasing bims. We’ve got the cabbage for a visit to the canhouse, so stop chinnin’ and let’s 23 skidoo”

As much as I try to wrap my head around it, as your neighbour, I can’t really comprehend the American election process. You guys have a really weird, long, convoluted way of picking which asshole is going to be your president/dickhead/meme-fodder for the next four years.

Undecided voter here who is trying hard not to get involved with internecine Democratic turf wars, but-

#notallathletes

I think the mane reason is because of the lion’s pride.

Situationally much better. You don’t get lead poisoning unless you drink it a lot and consistently. I’d rather sail in lead rich water than hepatitis rich water.

The big break that tied him to the case was all the weed being sold in Troy ounces.

You don't learn this kind of business acumen at a public school like UCLA

“CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY PAID THE PLAYERS WHAT THEY’D GET INTO?” - NCAA

Eventually, Michael Vick would also have run a 0 Dog Enterprise.

10 in cat years or human years, bc thats really old for a cat.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Coldplay at the Super Bowl, Sting at the NBA All-Star game and the NHL All-Star game in Nashville.

For nearly 40 years he has made slickly-produced, clever, smarmy bullshit music congratulating boomers for thinking how nice it would be to be, like, citizens of the Earth, man. He has not made anything else...

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…