AMEN!

I’ve started doing the NYT crossword every day at work and it makes me feel so white.

Since we’re dolling out stereotypes, it’s been my experience that the unwashed mouth-breathing Republican voters tend more towards the NFL, in large part because they and their parents didn’t go to college, or certainly didn’t go to a P5 school which is the gateway drug to lifelong CFB fandom.

Listen, I’m an academic too — a historian, actually (btw please don’t with the affected English “an”). And a rabid football fan. And I have to tell you, the smug elite/popular aesthetic you open this piece with is infuriating. Just...get over yourself. Every time I scroll back up to re-read a sentence, I find another…

We watch reruns of Man vs Food on Netflix. Or as my daughter calls it - Idiot vs Food. We root for the food in all cases.

Bourdain is a prick. He is also entertaining and informative. He gets a pass.

Ina Garten is a goddess so Bourdain can fuck off.

Food puns can be so ham-handed.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

We are the only state with a state rock & roll song....

I thought she was the sister of Bobby Flay

Came here for this. Perfection.

Took me a second. Medium well done.

still better than Mom’s homemmade Chicken Bobby Flay which leaves a bad aftertaste and has sex with January Jones.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

Boy meets Ramekin.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

Thankfully the French are a little preoccupied, so they won’t be mad at Gronk for this egregious error.

Ah, good old Governor Snyder. The man who gave us Michiganders lead in the Flint water supply (which was vehemently denied until recently), a road funding bill that not only fucks us long term, but that Michiganders rejected in a vote last year. Who made ample cuts and loopholes for his business pals, raped our…