I nominate Mitch Albom for a special award. After Tuesdays With Morrie became a best-seller, the quality of his sportwriting fell off precipitously.

My niece is 21 and lives in Kentucky. She voted for Obama in 2012 but skipped the 2014 midterm because the Democrats weren’t addressing any of the issues that she and her friends consider important.

Jack Conway must be a god-awful candidate. He lost to Bevin this year, and lost to Rand Paul in 2010.

Dear is prepping for the trial by watching footage of Colin Ferguson, the Long Island Railroad shooter, who represented himself at his murder trial.

He’ll wear a white lab coat and a stethoscope at all future campaign appearances.

I’d eat dinner and stick them with the check.

Jeb! thinks an upset is bruin in NH.

My best orphan Christmas was the year I drove a Cadillac from Detroit to Los Angeles on a car dealership’s driveway program. The dealership gave me gas money and five days to get to LA. I left on Christmas morning and spent much of Christmas week on old Route 66 (with a detour in Las Vegas). Before flying home, I saw…

That would be a textbook example of the tort of negilgent infliction of emotional distress.

Point to ponder: If a candidate’s level of support in the polls is less than the margin of error, does that mean he has negative popularity and actually owes votes to other candidates?

According to IMDB.com, she’s still alive. She turned 90 this year.

Harvey’s error is mitigated by the fact that beauty contestants are basically indistinguishable from one another.

If she can then she’s fucking Mother Theresa.

It’s too bad Shakespeare didn’t live in our time. He’d have a happy Fizzies party with the Bush family.

Doesn’t that reflect on her management skills?

And there’s a downside to the HRC campaign’s heavy-handed tactics: some Sanders supporters will decide to sit out the election or write in someone’s name rather than vote for her.

I think she got her New York New Jersey teams mixed up. The Giants and Cowboys play in the same division, and their rivalry sometimes gets heated.

However, there was some encouraging news in that poll. Only 13 percent of those who want to destroy ISIS also believe that the U.S. should launch a drone strike on Downton Abbey and kill Lord Crawley.

Primark sounds like the name of a financial-services company.

Quick show of hands: Before this season started, how many of you knew that Monmouth U. was in New Jersey?