Maybe they could sue the State of Florida for allowing nightclubs. And sue bullet manufacturers. And tire companies for making travel faster than walking.

Similar to the suit against Cinemark after the Aurora shooting, this seems like another case of scuzzy lawyers taking advantage of a tragedy for cash.

This sounds like suing the phone company because someone discussed their criminal plans over the phone.

So if you’re at 22 weeks and they find that the fetus is pretty much a brainless blob that will probably die during a long and painful birth, you just have to suck that shit up? Fuck these people.

Who could of predicted this would be a hit. I mean whatever happened to predictability?

Holy mother of pearl. Real consequences to the sports ball game for grossly sexist and dehumanizing behavior.

Are there any people who have PEGOTed and lived to tell the tale (I love these acronyms and wish I could watch the 30 Rock EGOT episode right now. Damn you Canadian Netflix).

Fuck Perez. We all know Lindsay Lohan has issues. His delight in those issues is gross.

If the goal of prison is simply to punish people as harshly as possible than we are doing a bang-up job.

They’re still on! Every weeknight at 11 on the MeTV channel. Such a great channel.

I feel sorry for kids who didn’t grow up watching The Carol Burnett show reruns on off-brand network television.

Agreed. She needs to be treated like the goddamn Queen of Comedy that she is

I have no idea what vanderpump rules is but I did want to come here and say that Carol Burnett is a national treasure! Nay, an INTERNATIONAL TREASURE. (Take that you stupid Jerry Lewis.)

Michelle Obama hasn’t talked about this yet, so Melania’s reaction is pending.

Enough with the millennial hate, it looks bad on everyone.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I hate the “what’s your excuse” line. I’m all about encouraging people to be healthier and what not, but that line is just hostile. Hope you continue to kick ass as a single mom.

I’m a single mom. I wake up at 5 am every day to cook dinner, make lunches and breakfast and do chores. I get home from picking up my kid at afterschool care around 6:30. I feed my child, put him to bed, then do emails and house work. laundry etc. There is no extra hour for me to watch TV or sleep or work out. Your…

I’m not into athleasure myself, probably because I’m an elder millennial and it would have been considered shlubby when *I* was in high school and college (not that it stopped people during finals week, but there was nothing aspirational about it).

It must have something to do with the air pressure. Or something. The same thing that causes me to get a massive zit in the middle of my face that I definitely didn’t have when I boarded.