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Wow, that is horrible. I’m not a huge fan of reality TV but, while I get the trashy appeal of a Real Housewife flip a restaurant table, why on earth would I want to witness a stranger’s last moments as he dies in pain?

Jesus...can you imagine being that woman? That would be quite a mix of grief and rage.

Good.

i would put this story on my resume if it happened to me. it would be my christmas card every year.

Prince is dead. Today is stupid. This year is stupid and the world is stupid.

Pictured: my sexual awaking. I didn’t understand what puberty was until I saw Prince.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being

brilliant man who wasn’t afraid to speak the truth

I was there too and want to add how he played like an hour past his time and got fined like a million dollars because he didn’t give one fuck.

I was privileged to have seen him live, at Coachella in 2008. He brought out The Time and Sheila E and I thought I had entered nirvana. Then he launched into Radiohead’s “Creep” and I just stood there, mouth wide open, doing that laugh/cry thing you get to do only a few times in your life. If the world had ended at

I was at the show where he kicked Kim off the stage and it remains one of the top three things I’ve ever seen. (He pulled her up to dance and she WOULDN’T DANCE.)

I can’t function today. I was like 9...I was in love with him.

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Prince appeared on the 90's Muppet Show reboot. It was incredible. 11 year old Fighting Polish had no idea how to process this insanity, but I knew I loved it.

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

FUCK EVERYTHING

Ballet, like any art, progresses with larger involvement. I’m so glad so see these girls breaking down barriers and showing the world their skill. They’re stinkin cute too.

Tom Hardy can be a real dick though.

Maguire and Theron were 22, fine as hell,

...except for Paul Rudd, who—like Bernadette Peters—is a diurnal vampire.