I really love your name 😀

Eh, it's probably for the best.

Ya, I'm sure the police are searching real hard for whoever did this.

True. If I had to choose a member of this family that annoys me the least, it would be Kourtney because she is around the least. She appears to be the least altered and seems pretty low key.

That was me in 3rd grade. That shit hurts.

That poor little girl. I'm glad she ended up with an amazing turn out. She will have some great memories to make up for the assholes in her class. This type of thing is exactly why I didn't have a party for my daughter. Not only is it really expensive, but I have a feeling we would have had almost no one come. I…

The Deliberation: Screaming “fuck you” at someone onstage at one of the biggest music festivals in the country is shade in the same way that Iggy Azalea is a competent rapper.

Uh, how the fuck did Marcus explain the missing body to the police without incriminating Liv?

Papa Pope and those fucking speeches. They got old real quick, I would love it if she had just told him to shut up.

I know!! It looks so comfy. I would never ever take it off. Just wash it, sit around naked and put it back on when it was out of the dryer.

Baby Ryan Reynolds is adorable.

I had one until I cut off my hair. Even after I moved an hour away my mom and stepdad would see her and think I snuck back into town without telling them. It was weird because people would come up to me and start having conversations about stuff. Even when I looked confused it would take them too long to realize I was…

Well that's awkward.

Kid was probably better off with the cheetahs. I mean who thinks it’s a good idea to do this. Morons.

So I’m writing my final exam on the 23rd and then I am done. I was enrolled in a 3 year program, but it fucking sucks and I hate it. So I’m finishing early and getting a certificate instead. I hope it can help a little bit. I have been trying to find a job, but being a single mom, living away from the downtown area…

You should see the look on my face from reading that.

How about no. This situation still gives me the creeps.

Her last name is Biel. Batmo Biel.

The last school dance I went to was in grade 7. I was supposed to be home by 7, but lost track of time and next thing I know someone is yelling my name. I turn around and IT IS MY MOM! She had been worried because it was 7:10 and I hadn’t come home, so she practically ran to the school. She cussed me out in the middle…

Yes. Some have no shame either. I was at a gym (back when I had the time and money) getting ready to work out. I wasn’t paying attention because I was tying my shoes and checking my phone. I finally sat up and turned my head because I felt someone in my space and some lady was butt ass naked bent over inches from my…