I would hammer that all night long. She could ride shotgun.

hey, no disparaging the Delicious Flat Chest. All hail the DFC.

Inb4 portrait video fuckfaces start crying.

“If one day speed kills me do not cry because I was smiling.”

You know what these guys need, right?

Fox has a bad habit of oopses with endurance racing somehow. Not sure if they’re any better with ball sports, but it really stinks because I like their on-air commentary folks.

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

I was waiting for some asshole to say something like this, dissapointed the need was felt to do so.........

In fairness, this is good ol’ boys racing pickemup trucks, so I wouldn’t really expect anything else. Also Canada, so, you know, these boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Yes.

Dude, I think you just had a stroke or something.

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

the universal answer to all land disputes:

Um, that should be restored.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don’t have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they’re already there.

I was pulled over late one night in the middle of nowhere for “expired plates” - they were two weeks old. I had been using a weed trimmer earlier in the day, and the cop saw a clump of grass in the floorboard that I had tracked into my car. He asked if he could search the car, and not knowing any better, I let him. He…

Imagine this as an entire racing series. Would this work for you?

If these things are as bad as they’re made out to be, maybe we should let them go “overseas” (ie, to ISIS) sans armor, and with hidden GPS units, or take a few over there and let them “capture” them. That way we can track them and be ready to strike when they inevitably break down. Hell, we could plan the breakdowns.…