In what way is a new car salesman “essential?” I don’t think you should necessarily be closed, but you are in no way “essential.” People like Drs, nurses, grocery store workers, sanitation workers, plumbers, and electricians. Those are “essential.”

I feel like the business owners probably get it, the problem is car salesmen seem to be pretty transient, so long term doesn't mean anything to them. They just need to make a sale right now. 

“two piece and a biscuit”

It. There's only one of them. 

I had a chain smoking, jorts-wearing guy on Camino Island rip me off for 2k for a boat engine. Was his name Dave? Did he look like crackhead Santa? 

In 1998, Beaverton Nissan in Beaverton Oregon tacked on 3k to the price of a new Sentra, and told me it was the negative equity on my trade. My wife had the title in her purse, so we bailed. Never, ever went back to Beaverton Nissan in Beaverton Oregon again.

National Association of Stock Car AUTO Racing

This. Gorilla Tape comes in colors, bet he could get close to that blue. 

Bradley, if you have the means and the space, go for it! I wouldn’t personally electric swap it, but I’d certainly line up to read about you doing it.  

Too many kids forget about the trades. I got into plumbing a bit later in life and I’m not sure what I was thinking when I was younger. Yes, some people are a bit snobby about it but when your water heater shits or your drains won’t flow, you’re going to call me. I’ll get a bit dirty, but shit washes off and 70k+ per…

Exactly. They hired my 21 year old daughter as a delivery driver. Not a knock on her, she’s a good driver but she drives a Jetta ffs. A 15 minute interview and they handed her the keys to an extended wheelbase Sprinter and set her loose. No training whatsoever. She did it for about 6 months with no incidents but she…

For sure. And I've owned a few of this generation Ford they've got the best heaters of anything of that age.

WTF man?

I came to say this, but you've said it much more eloquently than I could have. 

The Warren Commission was 30 years before Challenger.

“Built by the lowest bidder" a macabre joke among every service member. 

What?

Suppositions and slander how? The FLDS practice of polygamy and marrying children is well documented.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

At this point, shouldn't we just assume all Takata airbags are bombs?