Can you get me from the greys? Please?!?

Actually, crush the Doritos up and that’s the straight bomb right there. Been doing it since I was 8.

Well, I try not to be condescending, why am I gray?

Didn’t watch the 2nd video. Screens aren’t shaped like that.

Videos been removed. Who do you have to fellate around here to get ungreyed, anyway?

Idk about incredibly attractive but she’s a hard 8, anyway.

The videographer not knowing HOW SCREENS ARE SHAPED made that hard to watch.

How about the 97 Taurus I picked up after an unfortunate crash required the aquisition of a cheap work beater. Craigslist car with almost new tires, 170k, advertised at 750 obo. Talked him down to $644. Was supposed to be a temporary car for a few months. It’s been a year and a half. Oil changes and a surpentine belt.…

I think you forgot about the Chevette, Jason. Can I get ungreyed, please? It’s been a year....

*places....

You mean, desert plies like Saudi Arabia?

I might buy the civic instead due to 1) wanting an economic commuter and 2) the civic would be brand new, with a warranty, and not wrung out by some kid who’s watched too any “Fast and Furious and clueless about cars” movies. Just saying.

Well... the fact that she let YOU pick her up in a bar would be another... (rimshot and walks off stage) can I get ungreyed? Please? It’s been a year!

What the hell are you talking about?

Unfortunately, as sickening as this is, you cannot “make him close up shop.” Freedom of speech etc; regardless of the fact that the general public had no authority to do so. Just don’t go there. The issue will correct itself.

One would think that locking on with a tracking radar would deter this...

When I watch the slow playback, he appears to turn in to the left a little when the cop goes by. Can I get ungreyed, please?

Actually, her story makes the point that the cost of living in NYC is asinine. And I pay $750 a month for 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a laundry room in suburban portland oregon. It’s an older well maintained house with a yard.

In most states, police are certified by the state. So county lines don’t really matter. A cop in (state) is a cop in (state).

It’s a Western Meadowlark. Oregon state bird. Can I maybe get out of the greys? I’m not Terry Bollea I promise.