Turn the sound on.

Always worth a listen backwards.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

‘a socialist scam’ Someone from a country with a socialised healthcare system speaking here but whenever I see any American call their Healthcare system socialism I just squint, shrug and say ‘aw how cute’.

I dunno... the whole calling it “absurd” thing is pretty demeaning. It’s not absurd, it’s a conversation that needs to happen around those gray areas. It doesn’t do anyone any good to say that the controversy was absurd, because it’s exactly the type of thing we should be talking about and parsing out a bit more. It’s…

It’s worse than that—he also talks specifically about how he disapproves of Facebook collecting your data and selling it, as if Verizon doesn’t do the same thing.

Dude, shut the fuck up.

“Hey, here’s a topic literally everyone is talking about and being asked about at the moment, what are your thoughts on it?”

I’m just here to say fuck this guy and fuck his Verizon contract. You can’t be a corporate shill for a disgusting organization AND have people’s respect. VZ is cutting service and coverage for rural areas and has lost class action lawsuits demonstrating they regularly and knowingly over-billed customers for years. Its…

Post-Viking Collapse Magary and Patriot-Hatred Fueled Magary always make the best articles.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

Tough.

Possibly unflavored soy milk.

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

Thanks for the most honest and perceptive post of the day.

You know Bill’s not gonna fuck you, right?