As a kid, I looked at those VJs and thought "those people are supposed to be cool?"

Only anal beads

Sex toys should be decommissioned like an old pair of shoes.

You obviously haven't seen the real EVH lately. He looks worse than Dowd.

If it's comparable to that train wreck of a flick Me And Orson Welles, count me out.

"Even if your second load consists of nothing but good intentions…"

So they're still sticking with that red belt, eh?

If you complain about a bed, say the bed is shit and terrible and fucked up, then stay on the floor. At least don't pretend you're still a floor person while sleeping in between silk sheets.

Ah, yes, your logic makes sense.

I think he answered the question himself. If you're mostly straight, you are completely bi. And bi is the B in LGBT.

A hard no.

Gone are the days when you just like to do stuff without feeling like you must be a member of a community?

Terry Gilliam has been running on fumes for the last 20 years, and his last handful of pictures have been unwatchable.

A gif that hurts the eyes and is impossible to focus on. A post for the ages.

She has the name of a fart

And that's saying a lot

Cameron Crowe… the man just needs to take his shitty dad rock records and hide out in a cabin for the rest of his life. Leave us alone.

"Amp, who is 26 and lives in Seattle…"

Singer directed Superman Returns, so not Ratner.

Garrison Keillor - I like to listen to him when I want two hours of nose whistling.