The world needs more Schneider.

Biggest controversy: We hear that Wikipedia is “riddled with inaccuracies” far, far more often than we encounter any, but there’s a strange discrepancy on the Collyer page. The brothers claimed their ancestors arrived in America on theSpeedwell, “the ship that arrived in Massachusetts a week after the Mayflower in…

His best work since Outside and Heathen. Just straight up good. It's like everything he's done before, and nothing like it.

There is a definite line between expressing existential dread or nihilism and bludgeoning someone over the head with it. You can be stylized - hell, you can be really stylized… but sometimes, you just have to pull back. Less is more, more often than not.

Just because you hate it doesn't make it less true.

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A depressed teenager's diary, that's what's got similar dialogue.

Can they also explain why the first season sucked as well? It was like all of the dialogue was written by a 17 year old Joy Division fan.

I was thinking the same thing about PENSIVE - glad Dan said something. A lot of dudes think feminism means making sure a woman gets off during sex. That's ridiculous. It's common courtesy, not proof that you think women are equal in every way to men.

A really fun read. BUT!!! Random does not mean what you think it means. It does not mean:

All of those five year olds who love Mad Men will be thrilled.

Random does not mean the following, Dan:

Ah, Linda Ellerbee. Proving to tweens that cool means wearing red Converse sneakers and sitting cross-legged while "rapping" with kids about current events.

I have never had an outward disgust at the idea of prostitution - both in hiring a hooker, or acting as one. I have done neither, but in an imaginary scenario where I want to use one, or be one, has never made my skin crawl.

So this guy is zany because he wears white sunglasses?

Bored to Death was an amazing show, and Danson was perfect in it. I wish I knew a George Christopher.

My brother outed me to my — what?

As a Dragnet fan and a person of taste, in general, Dragnet: The Movie is just terrible.

I hope my initial comment didn't make it seem like I was judging them harshly. Most I've known who were like that were fine people. They were just a little too exuberant about being coupled up.

In my dating life, I have encountered several Bummed About Datings. They might be funny and attractive and smart and all that. . . but the desperation to BE IN A RELATIONSHIP is very off-putting. It feels weird and awkward. There have been times when I've thought "I am in no way a match for you, and you will not be…