Mini tank

That's amazing. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if he were still alive, I'd like to hear what he would have to say about all this.

Kind of off-topic, but for anyone who hasn't heard about this: Tupac's last words were released in 2014 (by the cop who was with him during his last moments of consciousness) and Tupac's dying statement is gold.

That's beautiful! I need to make one of my own. p

Car - I think you meant car. Or semi-truck.

It's about time.

Don't let the door hit you....you know what fuck that. I hope you break something getting hit by the door on your way out.

But with severance pay and a year of health insurance.

I'm actually in the office and don't wear my boots, even though I could get away with it. My toughass wardrobe gets a tweak for the 9-5. And this is how you adult.

I'm into it. If I didn't work an office job I'd join y'all, but I'll just raise my red lipstick in solidarity...

We are legion. This is the uniform.

OMG are we dressed the same? How embarrassing if we were to bump into each other IRL. Thanks for the heads up.

I just toughified my wardrobe over the past month! Here are the staples, almost all mentioned by the awesome Ms. Eudora.

My trick (that I learned from an Asian beauty video) is to use a spoon! I use the handle end as a "ruler" to help me draw that "flick" line and then fill in the top as needed. Now it just takes me 10 min tops, usually 5.

That is exactly how it goes for me when I try to do cat eyes. :(
I've even watched tutorials and it's just... not happening. I do not have the fine motor control for it.

"Nobody knows how many toes you have left when you're wearing boots."