I'm so sorry you had to deal with that asshole on top of UC! My husband developed UC right after we got married, and eventually had to get his colon removed when the disease stopped responding to any medication. It never crossed my mind to call him "gross" while his chronically-inflamed colon was causing him so much…

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Douchecopter. THANK YOU.

Oh God, I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm glad you're rid of him. But I'm sorry you had to go through that hell to get there.

I am sorry your story started off so shittily but good for you. And fuck that dude. My husband has Crohn's disease. The last thing you need when dealing with something like that is a shit person in your life who isn't supporting you 150%. I am happy that you got away from that prick and I hope that your health is…

I had a similar problem - combined with the fact that I thought blow jobs had to be mouth all the way down to base of cock, every time. I used to choke and gag trying to get the whole thing down my throat. And he was equally inexperienced and couldn't tell me I was trying way too hard, plus I was embarrassed that I…

Only wanting to have sex in a committed relationship =/= pretending to be a virgin. I get that maybe it's hypocritical if you're divorced, because you've accepted that marriage isn't 100% committed, but it doesn't sound like she's waiting to preserve her virginity.

Chill your boots about your sisters sex life.

Also way…

I was the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed back

So my ex had a v sizable member, and I didn't realize that I actually enjoy giving blowjobs until I was with a man with an average one. Big dick blowjobs are a chore.

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I hate it when people compare humans to cars. Sex, like other aspects of a marriage, can be worked on and grown and practiced and enjoyed over a lifetime.

so you expedite the marriage to facilitate sex sooner? Naw.

Some people actually still think of a sex as a spiritual act that bonds you to another person... I'm not even religious and I get this.

That visual...lol

Not even a joke by much. I'm still surprised when I see a porn star roughly as big as Chris. It was a visual turn on for sure, but it was like trying to give head to a forearm.

I do not get this "pretend I'm a virgin!" thing. My sister got married, had a kid, shortly thereafter divorced. So she meets this Mormon guy and then "I can't have sex before marriage!" Um, you have a fucking kid, you're not a virgin! So what happened? They got married after just a few months because they were too…

You have a human sized penis, and he apparently had a penis the size of a human.

My first serious boyfriend was fucking huge. Like, problematically so for him, let alone me. I was the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed back then, but I just couldn't catch him. Even blowjobs were mostly handjobs.

When he came, we had sex