$100 says he has a “tribal” tatoo.

Made of hemp AND bamboo!

(I’m sorry, but this picture... This smug fuck...LOL, please stop)

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

A lot of people don’t really use the internet that way, and I think there is now more than ever a market out there for “rebranding the wheel” so to speak. This woman is head of marketing for Pink Tartan (a big deal in the fashion world), which opens a ton of doors to how and to whom she spins her product. In recent…

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

It's an example of how we white people are experts at not looking at the non-white world. We're raised to just not even know if exists.

But it's organic!!!

Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

Very friend and very NOT photoshopped in, good job we are marketing!

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

Guys. I’ve just decided to sell the most amazing invention. It’s called “Aluminum Wrap.” It’s going to cost $75 per roll, because it’s made strictly from recycled aluminum cans, and while it’s flexible, it’s also a little stiff - so you could wrap food in it.

That black friend™ looks a bit skeptical.

OK, I’m laying $10 on some white lady reinventing the washcloth in the next 60 days.

did she mention she has a black friend™ though?

61. Yes I’m a white lady. I’ve got several children-in-law. They call me by my first name. Like you I have a thing about “mom” and for me, “dad”. They’re reserved for my parents who are gone. The only other sensible alternative is a first name. Just throw it out there. And silver is for the 25th anniversary and I…

Ask your wife what she thinks. She’d be familiar enough with your anxiety, with her mom, and how she views your relationship with her. She’s not guaranteed to be right, but might offer the best objective insight. You can think about what she says, and try it out, see if it feels right or not.

Yeah... that’s risky. Best stay with Ms. (Last Name), it’s safe simple, and you can’t possibly be called too informal. Plus it comes across gentlemanly. 

mother + first name feels like the name of a soul food restaurant in delaware