Abruptly stopped wearing Tommy Hilfiger, not because it was overpriced yacht toilet paper stamped with TOMMY and stretched into polos and parkas, but because you heard he went on Oprah and said his clothes weren’t for black people

1974 baby, but still....

It was so cool, once. What were we doing? This is how White people are going to look at crystal meth in 20 years.

I avoided all of this until you got me with #1. Well played.

HOW YOU GONNA COME IN HERE AND TELL US HOW TO SEASON MEAT?

#10 was THHHE dumbest

It’s not bad but I still want that pig killed, smoked and on my plate tomorrow morning! The pig, the whole pig and nothing but the pig, so help me God…

There’s no reset once they start naming they kids whole states

“Philosophy gooooooooo!” is my new Japanese superhero catchphrase.

You are on point. The Whites are holding the Whiteness Olympics on Mount Whiteskin for the Whiteway trophy. We’re just watching and suffering. They are outwhiting each other at every turn. You can rig votes? Okay, we can rig the whole election. Gerrymandering? Pfft. Let’s bring in a a foreign government. I’ll shoot a…

Seeing as how kinja only allows me to star your brilliant comment only once, please allow me to present you with this star gif because you deserve all the stars that hang over the Pacific Northwest sky. Xièxiè.

Here’s a question. Is there anything Kevin Spacey could do to redeem himself?

Space, Outer. Mars. The set of Passengers. Somewhere, anywhere other than this fucked up blue marble.

If I may quote Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October, “There is no going back..”

I saw Baby Driver 2 days ago, too. Probably should’ve held off because that movie wasn’t as good as other people thought it was.

Talk about ruining a good thing.

I googled, to see if there is such a thing as kale potato salad. There is:

I hate to be the “what about Black women” person, but I suppose it’s my turn. My daughter has gotten into comic books. It surprises me, because that was never my thing growing up. She loves Wonder Woman and Supergirl. I figure with her growing up without a mother to embrace whatever positive female role models she can…

You’ll do all of this all whilst not being gunned down by the police - Happy Days!

I’m showing up to parties as a white man.