The Death of Deadspin :(

You might have a point if he had said anything like it. If a 5-star chef says, “McDonald’s is fine, but it’s not haute cuisine,” and your interpretation of that is, “Hey, he said you’re all a bunch of pigs choking down your swill,” I don’t think the problem is with Scorcese. 

“Jim Spanfeller is a herb, right?"

1) “Where am I going to work when Spanfeller fucks this all up?”

I actually asked Chabon about this a couple years ago at a book signing. He told me (with visible frustration) that they had been attached, but had essentially decided to make “A Serious Man” instead, and felt that the material was too similar to do both, so the project was effectively dead. The rights reverted to him…

  Yes.  That is clearly the face of a woman reacting to the perfect Christmas gift.  My wife made the same face when she opened the new mop I got her last Christmas.   And when I get her the jacket she wanted, she stated she was nervous about putting it on.

For the last time, internet, don’t shit on TV commercial actors. These aren’t A-listers like Scarlett Johansson who you can mock for her choice of roles, these are people just trying to scrape by and who don’t have the luxury of picking what parts they can turn down for being dumb.

That can only mean Ad Man X worked on the Peloton ad.

What’s so amazing about ‘What We Do in The Shadows’ is that the characters get better the longer you know them, even the supporting ones. Also (going vague as to not be spoilery), Guillermo’s potential arc is my favorite cliff-hanger of any series this year.

There’s basically two schools of thought:

NCGS (Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity) folks and the FODMAP folks.

NCGS thinks there is some kind of nebulous immune reaction, but the hypothesis’ leading proponent only looked at data from 80 people in Italy, in a study that wasn’t even conducted blind. However, the guy who…

“I make a Time and Action plan”

I tend to agree. Maybe 2-3 good scenes. But the Hollywood action movie vibe for the last act just ruins it for me. No way troops attack a stationary tank sitting in the road like that. The minute they stumble on it and Fury guns down a couple guys, all those men pull back out of sight. Then they:

All the comic book films are basically the same, except Spiderverse which is genuinely wonderful. 

It has one good scene. And a lot of garbage. 

It’s like you crashed into my life like a tiny hurricane, ripped me out of my boring and humdrum routine, and showed me that life could be about so much more than earning a paycheck, before conveniently dying of incurable cancer!

I’d be a little more cautious about reporting them. This does happen, but it is not common. And from published reports it seems most common at chain restaurants, high turn over tourist locations, dance clubs, and strip clubs. The sort of places that are sketchy or rip offs anyway.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

And splimter.

Just dropping by to say that the Jezebel staff and the Jezebel commentariat over the years have helped me become a much better person that I would be otherwise, and you’re all beyond awesome. Jezebel (and Gizspinniktu Clubroothacker) Forever!

I’m remembering Deadspin.