Especially since Major League II is surprisingly easy to follow without seeing the original.

The public library streaming service Kanopy has it, although I don’t know what version that is.

I read John Lewis’s March trilogy, and I strongly recommend it.

In the first movie he didn’t even know who Sarah Connor was, he just started going through the phonebook. And since odds were her grandfather in the 1920s didn’t have a phone and made all his calls on the payphone next to the shoeshine stand in the train station, the Terminator would have had to kill everyone in the…

Why Your Children’s Television Program Sucks: Paw Patrol by Drew Magary

Melania refused to authorize her mini fig unless she got a 200% increase in her licensing fee.

It could not possibly work. It’s nuts, No way. I’ve seen stupid speculation about how it could, but forget it. The most advanced alien civilization ever could not create a ballpoint pen that could be frozen with liquid nitrogen, smashed into a thousand pieces, and then flow back together in the correct clicked or…

I’m surprised Robin Hood did so well, because that movie was no fun. It was so clunky in so many places, it felt like it was intentionally sabotaging itself whenever it started building up any momentum. And for a spectacle movie, it felt cheap, like they were always cutting corners on the number of extras they were…

I have always thought too hard about the killer characteristic of the T-1000 — the liquid metal composite reassembly power it has.

Universal kept its monster franchises going by throwing its characters together for big showdowns, and I think Lifetime should take a cue from Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man and make movies like Psycho Granny Meets the Psycho Party Planner.

It’s really unreasonable to skip the rest of what he did and then try to explain it away in terms of what an 80 year old coach did.

Ivanka is just as malignant and incompetent as her brothers, though maybe slightly less of a pure troglodyte. She and Don Jr. were on the brink of getting prosecuted for major fraud until her Dad’s lawyer and DA Cyrus Vance Jr. bailed them out.

I’m not sure why you would deny there was sexual harassment. The stuff multiple people said Ashbrook did included “creepy sex talk” unwanted rubbing of necks and shoulders, comments like “you’re one hot mama” or “I like the way you fill that dress” and as one woman put it in response to WBUR’s claim that there was no…

Public radio networks and their affiliate stations have had a number of high profile problems. NPR had top news editor David Oreskes and star reporter Daniel Zwerdling fired after multiple incidents. Garrison Keillor had a long history of creepy stuff at MPR, Tom Ashbrook at WBUR was fired, although for some reason…

The sad plate of carrot sticks and apple slices as the only pre-dinner snack option is absolutely right. I always figured if my kids were truly hungry they’d eat the carrot sticks, otherwise they were just bored.

Their website is absolutely top notch. The recipes are solid and well tested, they come with measurements by volume and weight, and if there are associated blog posts they are informative and well researched, rather than obsequious and chatty or clinical and patronizing.

I mourn in particular what Spanfeller has done to The Onion.

You will literally (heh heh) explode when you see the name for that:

Jo Scott on Joe Pera as the woman who is permanently exasperated by Conner O’Malley is all of us.

I think quite a few marketing strategies come down to gut decisions after the numbers people narrow down the options, and moves by Coke, Unilever and Disney may well influence some gut decisions by other CEOs.