@avclub-89e8c84e17ca0dc6725e8187acc2ddc6:disqus If your movie is not terrifying to Tom Cruise, is your life really worth living?
Words to ponder.

@avclub-89e8c84e17ca0dc6725e8187acc2ddc6:disqus If your movie is not terrifying to Tom Cruise, is your life really worth living?
Words to ponder.

But what use are unicorns if they aren't shiny unicorns that fart rainbows and poop glitter? (Or was it the other way around? I forget.) Ya gotta get sparkle with your unicorns.

But what use are unicorns if they aren't shiny unicorns that fart rainbows and poop glitter? (Or was it the other way around? I forget.) Ya gotta get sparkle with your unicorns.

Yes, it lacks that Trifecta of Tragedy Oscar Bait Hollywood appeal…This movie is such schmaltz. Lifetime Channelesque schmaltz. In fact, I predict that its home will soon be on the Hallmark/ Oprah/ Lifetime Channels… One of the tearjerker schmaltzfest lemme-throw-a-brick-at-my-TV-set-when-they're-on channels. They're…

Yes, it lacks that Trifecta of Tragedy Oscar Bait Hollywood appeal…This movie is such schmaltz. Lifetime Channelesque schmaltz. In fact, I predict that its home will soon be on the Hallmark/ Oprah/ Lifetime Channels… One of the tearjerker schmaltzfest lemme-throw-a-brick-at-my-TV-set-when-they're-on channels. They're…

I read it as "The Boy in the Stupid Pajamas" as well. Probably because every time I saw the ads for that movie my reaction was that the pajamas were, indeed, stupid, and why won't this stupid movie go away?

I read it as "The Boy in the Stupid Pajamas" as well. Probably because every time I saw the ads for that movie my reaction was that the pajamas were, indeed, stupid, and why won't this stupid movie go away?

Indeed, it is a sad waste of the talented Persian actress Shohreh Aghdashloo. She should be in better films than this.

Indeed, it is a sad waste of the talented Persian actress Shohreh Aghdashloo. She should be in better films than this.

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus —Awesome. Svankmeyer is now on my "Directors to watch" list.  @avclub-dd6dcef965b35509124de51f84d692fa:disqus , mad props for your cool sig, and I am jealous that you were able to major in Czech. They didn't even offer Czech at my college. Portuguese, yes, but not Czech.

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus —Awesome. Svankmeyer is now on my "Directors to watch" list.  @avclub-dd6dcef965b35509124de51f84d692fa:disqus , mad props for your cool sig, and I am jealous that you were able to major in Czech. They didn't even offer Czech at my college. Portuguese, yes, but not Czech.

Otesánek (Little Otik): on my "must see" list. Thanks, AV Clubbers! :)

Otesánek (Little Otik): on my "must see" list. Thanks, AV Clubbers! :)

Now I want to see that movie.

Now I want to see that movie.

What a waste of a good premise.

What a waste of a good premise.

So's the movie, apparently.

So's the movie, apparently.