5 marooned individuals

Exiting from common sense?

This just makes me think of all the assholes at the Louvre with their videocameras - “I’m standing in front of the Mona Lisa.” Yeah, you are, but you’re not fucking looking at it!

Ok friends: The Cash Cab Story

I don’t know...in the not too distant future we had to worry about things like that happening when we were away from home and everyone survived.

Ok guns are a sensitive issue but America, you have to make it harder to get guns. There’s also no valid reason why a civilian needs a semi-automatic.

The act of sex sometimes has the consequence of egg fertilization. The act of abortion has the consequence of no longer being pregnant. What’s your point?

everyone is supermodel these days

i mean i identify with that look

Your dad is my hero. I HAVE A SIMILAR STORY.

Ah, of course, I forgot the military! I hope your leave red polish is as fierce as you are.

“Look at these flowers she painted... they looks like “flowers””!

I can’t believe “birth” is on the list. I mean, the whole list is ridiculous but birth?! Kids have birthdays. I think they’re comfortable with the concept that they were born.

I had a pretty shitty week. First, the day Verizon goes on strike, the idiots who mow the neighborhood’s lawn messed up and cut my internet/TV cable, and since 40,000 repair people are on strike, I can’t get it repaired until Monday. Thank goodness my neighbor let me borrow their wifi but I didn’t have the nerve to…

You catch it from tampons.

I’m actually bilingual and have always said “la”, however I looked it up and you’re correct. The more you know... (please don’t reply that the saying is actually “more you know”).

Ah, gotcha. I’ll go do my own research about social workers with the US Navy then, but thanks! It does seem like if they have social workers ashore and someone on board to be in a social worker type role... why not just bring the actual social worker? I’m assuming there must be some kind of reason for it, but maybe…

Exactly. I just don’t like the look of diamonds. They’re so blah and ordinary. White sapphire is gorgeous though. I’m also a big fan of star sapphire.

Crustacean porn.

So, Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys.