blueberrypies
Blueberrypies
blueberrypies

I kind of understood this guy, until I read this and realized my parents split up and it was much better for everyone involved, this guy is not doing his kids a favor. That’s just how he’s justifying the easy way out he’s taking. No messy/painful divorce, just an easy affair on the side.

Please have my favorite dog gif:

I would argue that this case IS an example of racism...because we don’t give women of color any credibility when they accuse men of assault.

Almost any battle cry can be made better by adding “wiener dog” somewhere in it.

The women of color are women of color. Who gives a shit what they say? It’s not like they’re white or anything.

As the adult product of this dad 20-30 years ago, I hope he’s not looking forward to good, long-term relationships with his kids.

So, he’s not a spineless, self-absorbed sleaze.....he’s doing it for parenthood, see....he’s a Hero!

SERIOUSLY. As someone who’s parents stayed together “for the kids” let me remind the parents that it doesn’t work. Your kids know you hate each other, you’re setting a bad example, and they’ll be just fine without you “married.” Staying in a bad marriage is the most self-centered thing to do, often disguised as “for

So I have done some cake decorating, and what I think is supposed to happen is there is a special doll torso thing you stick in the top of the cake. No legs - on purpose! - and there is no conflict inside. I think I’ve seen kits with the pan and a few torsos. Clearly a little disappointing to the kid who was expecting

There is a cake topper that is made for it, but you would have to buy it seperately.

Yeah, I was shocked at all the transphobia coming out of the woodwork with Caitlin’s transition and I’m a gay man! I’m like OMG you CANNOT SAY THOSE THINGS!

If you have any tattoos be careful, they might be mistaken for grill marks and sliced off.

My mother is generally progressive about LGBT issues and we got into a fight about those stupid Facebook posts last week. I was also trying to explain that, yes, pronouns matter when talking about trans individuals.

I love you for this.

My monocle is monogrammed, and crunchy.

“I couldn’t handle being on a reality show,

IM FOURTEEN AT LEAST

My go-to response for those “What did she expect” folks is “...to not get raped. We should always expect and be able to expect that no matter the situation a man is not going to rape us. In a bar, alone with some other guys, on the street, in a car, at home, whatever, it’s his job not to rape.”

I would have chastised the fuck out of that woman. My ex boyfriend always said I was wasting my time: “You’re going to try to make someone stop being an asshole . . . by being an asshole to them?” And I’d always say, “Um, no. I’m trying to make someone stop being an asshole by making them feel like an asshole who will

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.