See: The Holdfast Chronicles (if you like a little post-apocalypse reading material)

My mother ordered one of those one Christmas. It was some obscene price at the time and soooo amazing

Yea, that sucks. I hope you luck out next summer

Nope, both officers.

So my boss (really, my supervisor’s supervisor’s boss, because the military is weird) has a long-standing crush on me...but until recently it didn’t matter because he wasn’t in charge of me in any capacity. Now I constantly have to take paperwork to him for review; basically, he gave me a secondary duty (albeit a fun…

Try laser first, it’s more expensive up front but supposedly takes less sessions. I have some light hairs (blonde but still bristly) that I want gone, so it has to be electrolysis. Sessions are cheaper but I've done a dozen of them so it adds up.

...now that's a bit twisted haha

My immediate thought is that CourtneyStodden’sBoobs should also weigh in, but that’s because I spent far too much of this summer reading Jez.

Did anyone else read this as “manager mom” and think “that sounds more like LA than NYC”?

I’m trying electrolysis. It’s a tedious- as-fuck process but it’s slowly but surely thinning them out.

This one was for a philosophy class. Pretty sure the paper was comparing Plato and Aristotle in some way. I didn’t mean to leave it so late, but my weekend roadtrip got majorly delayed by a fuel truck crashing and closing the entire highway northeast of Toronto—so massive traffic jam, followed by a weird detour…

I wrote a paper eight hours before it was due and got an A-. Yay?

My husband’s birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, our first wedding anniversary...I’ll miss his next birthday but be around for V-day (though he may get sent away)

I’ve never had a problem finding a delicious shake (not that I hanker for them late-night, so...). Diners make the best shakes, what with the real ice cream and such.

I had Jack in the Box exactly once, in Northern Washington. My exact response was “why the fuck do people eat this” before throwing out most of my burger and rage-eating the mediocre fries.

I’m living that now in my relatively new marriage (3 years together, 1.5 married, none of it sharing the same residence) because of our careers. It’s definitely like dating, but considerably more comfortable.

More for me then :D

Working in retail during the holidays is its own special kind of hell, true. But I do like seeing the lights in trees downtown, because Canadian cities (read: snow) can be pretty depressing from November through to March.

Nah, not that I know of. Iraq’s a thing still but we haven't published casualties from it yet.

THEY ARE THE BEST