Women should marry men who are younger because we live longer.

Haha appropriate clip

Drinking root beer and watching Cowspiracy on Netflix

It’s funny how the body reacts even when the skin isn’t affected much. My ACL surgery scars are super minimal but holy shit did my knee hurt for weeks afterward..

It’s probably good that you’re not in anymore, since clearly the dress standards irritated you so much (that’s not even sarcastic). They don’t and never have bothered me, I see the logic behind them, and I roll my eyes at people who complain that they got told off for having messy hair/unkempt uniform/a dirty…

Some people are certainly too obsessed with standards and need to relax (fortunately nobody chews me out when my braid is a bit frayed...but I am prone to correct it during the day anyway). And talking about grooming standards during a harassment brief is ridiculous.

Well...no. The standards may not make sense to you, but they do serve multiple purposes (discipline, pride, sharp appearance to outsiders...).

TERRIFYING

This might’ve been their polite attempt at fishing for info, like “we stayed in your place...but some dude was hosting us? What’s that about?”

Please tell me that’s a Sheltie and not a full grown collie

Of all the commentary from all the people in all the world...why give attention to hers?

Mountain Equipment Co-op (Canadian), REI....I dunno. It’s American. I figure they’re similar and would both carry cycling caps. But they're usually big city kind of shops, so you might not have access.

If you can’t find a liner at the ski shop, consider going to MEC/REI and looking for a cycling cap. I wear one under my equestrian riding helmet because I’m a cold wuss haha

HELLO EH

Try out several helmets—there should be at least one brand that fits you.

Yup, I love mine. If you ski in the truly bitter cold, get a liner style cap and buy a helmet to fit over that.

Squirrels aren’t really meant to be pets, but if the babies bond to people they can be very cute and friendly. My godmother took care of a young local squirrel (that’d fallen from a tree) for a weekend before taking it to the wildlife centre. He was adorable and loved to be around people...which hopefully is no longer…

You’re clearly hysterical and in need of a clinical dose of vibrator.

I'm surprised they didn't summon a priest to perform an exorcism on you.

When my dad, after 27 years of me skiing in a toque, gave me money and asked me to buy a ski helmet...I was like yup, seems overdue. It won’t prevent everything but it’ll likely help.