People she knew and loved not only looked, but told her they looked, like it's totally nbd? That might be the most appalling thing about this whole fucking story. I literally cannot imagine having someone who loved me be complicit in that kind of violation that was done to me. It's utterly horrifying to think that…

I know that Jezebel (and some of your followers) has/have a "love but hate to admit I love Jennifer Lawrence" relationship with her, but I honestly do. She's gorgeous, funny, self-deprecating, and real. A rarity in this industry.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Is that really "so many"??

I know it looks unnerving, but if it makes you feel better this is totally normal behavior. He's probably in rut and looking for a doe to breed - the tongue flapping is a way that they smell for does. The yelling is letting nearby lady goats know he's open for business, as it were. So yeah, he's technically stressed…

You will win that argument.

So the three year old that lives in my house and I have this board we fill out every day. It has his name, age, the date, day of week, and weather. I help him fill it out some, lately just by spelling out the words. Usually the weather is hot, rainy, whatever. Sometimes ...

What I typically read as the mouth I now see as foil preparing to wrap up some skinny Brit's skinny junk.

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Truth. I'm kind of having all the children-related feels right now, because I got to spend some time with my sister and her kids. The oldest one is three, and we're pretty tight, so yesterday I fell asleep on the couch and he woke me up, saying "Wake up, best friend, Dr. Who is on!" and OH MY HEART it just burst.

My boyfriend and I have this fight all the time.

"NO, you're pretty, and you're not real. I'M REAL."

Thank God no one called anyone "a baby". That preschool would have looked like Gettysburg.

What the heck! I actually teared up a little when he said, "You poked my heart." When did I become such a softie? Yeesh. Being a dad sure makes the emotions come to the surface a lot more. Also, I'm weird.

When I was little, I definitely didn't understand the concept of -boy and -girl as suffixes. In my mind, cowboys were people who rode horses and lassoed things, and they could be boys and girls. Cowgirls, in my mind, were milkmaids, who lived in the alps and hung out with Heidi (Shirley Temple) and milked cows.

I would just like to date, period.

Having dated a republican at one point, dying alone doesn't seem so terrible now.

I really hate the notion of dating 'up' or 'down'. It bothered me — and still bothers me — when my mom says it about my now-ex; yes, we weren't made for each other — I'm far too ambitious compared to him, and we wouldn't have been happy in the long run — but we loved each other a lot, and the relationship worked for…

Seth Rogen is the single redeeming thing about James Franco.

He's like a caricature. You like to believe you're exaggerating when it comes to how entitled these guys are but no. They fail as human beings because they live in a bubble of privilege and leaves normal people looking like this: