I got bullied by a Laura in junior high. She signed my 8th grade yearbook “See ya, Moo Moo.” So I have at least one example of a Laura being a total fucking bitch (NOT STILL BITTER I SWEAR).

Like hell god doesn’t have a sense of humor... have you SEEN the human penis???

Wasn’t Hils super popular when she was Secretary of State? She had that picture of her in sunglasses texting on a plane or something... I thought people were all about? Am I remembering incorrectly?

Your response gives me hope. If he can turn it around, it might be okay. As long as he doesn’t keep being such a..... worm.

My housemate/watching buddy is totally in favor of his redemption too (she’s a SOCIAL WORKER... oh hell, stereotype!).

I still vote for the pastor dude. He’s fucking annoying as shit.

My fingers would turn black and fall off if I tried wearing those bike gloves. It was below freezing on my ride this morning. :-(

Exactly, which, in some way, is less scary.

I feel like any kind of permanent or semi-permanent setup is asking for human confrontation, so it’d have to have a damn good camouflage system. The ability to get up into a tree quickly is definitely mandatory. Actually this part of my zombie apocalypse plan is to essentially be Katniss, because I think being handy…

Same, I don’t feel any less afraid of any of the other candidates than I do Trump. At least Trump doesn’t seem as embedded in the ideology as the other candidates (I guess because he’s insane, mostly).

Climbing trees is totally part of my zombie apocalypse plan.

I also saw it in a horrible class, but fortunately the professor managed to not ruin it (he was good at ruining, well, the class in general). Stand up movie, though.

I hope everyone has seen Safe... it is amazing. I can’t wait to see this one. Todd Haynes rules.

I worked for a Super 8 when I tried calling out sick, and my boss pretty much told he I couldn’t. So I went in. It’s been non-profits for me since then... fuck those guys.

My sick days are usually hangover days, and I just text my boss that I’m not feeling well. No one cares. But I work for a non-profit, so we don’t get paid too much, and people are actually pretty nice about everything. My co-worker takes plenty of random sick days too, probably as mental health days, so it’s not like…

Same! I totally lost a night of sleep finishing Mockingjay.

RIGHT? I keep reading people complaining about how miserable it is and wondering if anyone really knows what “dystopian” means.

I haven’t seen this, so I don’t know, but I stand by my assertion that Marky Mark is the only one who can handle the Boston accent correctly, and that’s just because he actually talks that way.

YES. I have too many gay friends to even begin to know where to start thinking about this. I mean, I let my best friend hang out with her wife sometimes, and it doesn’t bother me at all. Am I on the right track?

Sames. I’m 35, had my ages set to 30-40 (ish?), and I didn’t really get any bad messages. Granted, I also swipe right for maybe 1 out of 100, so I didn’t get many messages period. I ended up deleting it because I find more entertaining dudes to chat with in the bar anyway.