Why so bitter. Well I'll be honest with you, genius, I saw a scantily clad woman this evening and I am still seething with jealousy. It's like when you're in the locker room at the gym and you see what a full sized penis is supposed to look like. You know what I'm saying.

After nearly twenty years of teaching gender studies at a community college, I've got a little saying that elicits knowing smiles whenever I share it around campus: "sisterhood is easier in winter." I'm referring to the reality that when the weather is cold (or as cold as it gets in Southern California) and my…

Here's my issues with sports bra's that are 40 dollars and above. My cheapness will simply not allow me to buy more than 2. However due to their inherent superiority I wear those two constantly. Causing them to disintegrate faster.

Yeah I mean come on. How could he be surprised? Their entire relationship was like that.

hahahahaHA

I'm guessing it was a deal he cut so he wouldn't have to pay any alimony to her. It was a long marriage and she was the primary caretaker of the children the whole time, he would certainly have been paying her alimony for a set period of time if not for this deal.

LOL anal hygiene? Are you sad there are no pics of her perfectly clean anus or something?

I know right? Women! Always getting their "granny panties in a bunch" about the fact that they are invisible and valueless to men unless they're pouting in their underwear so that some classy dude like YOU can stroke it.

Well and I just hate that, she's an honorary dude! Form of compliment.

Whoa. This is amazing and brave and bad ass. What an awesome young woman.

I have never done it. It always seemed too exposed to me. Also kind of horror movie-esque.

I really don't think that's her situation. Did you read the article? She made a conscious choice to dedicate herself to that lifestyle.

She definitely seems happy at this point.

No, in fact she sounds pretty privileged.

I looooooooooooooooved this book.

But my modesty!!

How dare you sir. You can pry my sweatshirts from my cold dead hands. I live in Michigan!!!!

Ha. No doubt.

Yeah I think taking off your pants in public while wearing some barely there thong because you can't be bothered to wait in line for a dressing room is actually (excuse the pun) pretty assy?

Ugh that Michelle Williams item is really irritating. Talk about a waste of energy AND money. Grotesque.