Who is this "they" who is controlling weather patterns at football games?

What Ok! defines as "happier" I define as "less botox."

It wasn't a typo! It was supposed to make you laugh :)

Take a xanax but it's not that bad.

The frequent flier status affords you the opportunity to apply only. Once you apply you're subjected to a complete background check.

Eh, I mean it does help everyone to have a group of people who have been cleared in advance by a government agency moving through a separate line. I actually think this sounds reasonable and sane.

Except for all the medical care.

Yup. I feel terrible for those daughters. They're like indentured servants.

Jesus! I mean...COME on!

Every single person on this video is vile, except maybe Courtney. This is just so uncomfortable and revolting to watch.

Ha. Whoever could you be referring to????

Isn't the default, fat and ugly? Regardless of the fact no one can actually SEE anyone.

ugh

I heard her interviewed on WTF with Marc Maron and she actually attributes it to very high levels of anxiety. She had a stroke as a young women because of it. Seriously. She was apparently hospitalized and everything. The doctors misdiagnosed her at first because it was so atypical. Seriously it's a really interesting…

I can see that. I mean to me at that point it becomes kind of a short hand for, none of your business. I mean I wish we could be so blunt as to say, "none of your business" every time we're thinking it but it doesn't always work out like that in real life.

He was just a drug dealer with a medical license.

Yes but the whole point of the article was people should take responsibility for their actions. Instead of the passive "just sort of happened" she could be just as glossing over of the details with a number of other phrases that don't make it seem like the whole night amounted to nothing more than some sort of…

Couldn't you just say, "this guy I knew was over one night, we were drinking and pretty soon we were fucking?" I mean normally I wouldn't comment on someone's sex life but since you left this long and detailed comment describing what happened, for all to read, I must say it sounds like the exact opposite of "just sort…

Seems like Asshole McAbuserson has the same knack for analogies that he does for understanding the cognitive development of 6 month old babies.

I hope you just responded, "They win every year. The race course is 150 miles long"