Really? Brain injuries are a bit more complex then that.

I want to say Target actually. But I've had them for a few years.

I shit you not I own those exact same tights.

best comment in the history of ever.

I love how this article (the fox news one) is pretending that these people haven't been in a long term monogamous relationship for several years and that they're not almost 30 years old.

If anything this non-apology makes him sound even worse. Come on. He didn't speak with the clarity he would have liked? What part of "self centered assholes" isn't clear?

I know! His "apology" almost reads like he's saying, I never had a problem with them! It was cool all along. When in actuality he went on a profanity laced rant about them on twitter.

I had this coming.

Is it really too high a standard to ask that people not hurl chairs at plate glass windows when upset?

Yeah. You're WELCOME.

Sniff. We have a national championship in women's basketball already. We could win again but we like to let everyone have a chance.

Sniff. We have a national championship in women's basketball already. We could win again but we like to let everyone have a chance.

picture fail

(but I am glad someone dethroned UCONN)

Hilarious that these comments got demoted.

I totally thought of that.

Obvious April Fools joke is obvious. I mean the Daily Mail? That's like your go-to publication to shit all over.

Great point.

Maybe if your great great grand relations had been just a little more special you'd be a rich and famous celebrity right now.

People have really vivid boob-based memories.