THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING! And don’t they have commands to encourage the dog to let go??? They can’t even handle their working dogs right! That poor w0man. I can’t imagine just going outside with my garbage and all of the sudden a K-9 unit is clamped down on your arm and a bunch of cops are there. If one of our dogs…

Agree with you completely.

“It’s my right as an entertainer.” That was the nail for me. I can’t believe he would say that seriously. None of this has seemed in character, except for the first one, which was completely adolescent (and, btw, only miming groping). He came from a very crude milieu (comedy) and was thriving in it at the time. I…

Honestly, I prefer this. What is the point in offering an apology you don’t actually mean? A pretend apology does nothing which is what his speech also did.

Great, thank god we got rid of the guy who tried to kiss somebody ten years ago.

Since when and fucking HOW did the Democrats ignore the black consitituency? Go ahead I’ll fucking wait because Hilary spent way more fucking time in Baltimore than she did in fucking Wisconsin. She spent far more time in Detroit than in the Suburbs.

I’m not big on gold chains and pendants, but this intrigues me. Is there one where the pizza is whole? I do not have 7 friends.

You’re doing the Lord’s work, sir. Thank you for saving us all 9 minutes of our (increasingly futile) lives.

Papa John’s

That’s probably why it’s mostly in a trust fund.

Shit, I want to star both comments but it sucks that you are right.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

But we regulate Cocaine. Just because you can get it, doesn’t mean it’s pointless to make it harder to obtain. Maybe it doesn’t stop everyone, but I’d bet cocaine use would go up if it was sold at Walmart.

I dunno about you guys, but I’m going with the two teammates that have won MVPs.

Seems like a good deal for Bucks. Monroe is butt and Bledsoe is probably not butt.

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Tanking is good. Stupid fans and sportswriters who want their teams to hang onto the Thaddeus Youngs of the world are bad.