“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

But we regulate Cocaine. Just because you can get it, doesn’t mean it’s pointless to make it harder to obtain. Maybe it doesn’t stop everyone, but I’d bet cocaine use would go up if it was sold at Walmart.

I dunno about you guys, but I’m going with the two teammates that have won MVPs.

Seems like a good deal for Bucks. Monroe is butt and Bledsoe is probably not butt.

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Tanking is good. Stupid fans and sportswriters who want their teams to hang onto the Thaddeus Youngs of the world are bad.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

A woman named Rose, who voted for Obama before voting for Trump, claims that the country hasn’t given Trump a chance.

Um... is this the first time I admire LeBron James ever? Or admire a basketball-related event?

Donald Trump is so vile he’s got ME, a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, rooting for the goddamn Warriors.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Shit, I’m a Packers fan, I have to look at him 16-19 times a year.

God that’s so good.

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

Awful. Taking somebody with as awesome a name as Martellus and calling him Marty? You guys suck.

Charlie Pierce on all this ESPN nonsense and newspapering and what not is so fantastic and I’m bitter we didn’t run it. Go check it out. [SI]